Happy birthday to our king of satan
I think by now he deserves a new thong
May all the booze and bitches be in your favor

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

bakerstreetbat:

minami-michaelis:

marapetsrules:

condescendingchristian:

glossylalia:

athenasaurus:

marsandry:

caityycatt:

thedailyfeed:

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

i´m done with this site

so that’s why the sea is salty

allo-nsy:

A collection of some of tumblr’s best asks

shutupfour:

Historical photographs held in their modern location. Wow, tragically beautiful.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

adayattheraces:

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing. 

I HAVE LOCKJAW FROM LAUGHING THIS HARD

thenaebyrd777:

livelaughobsess:

nopartylikeagatsbyparty:

amyspond:

{x}

*sobs violently*

I JUST REALIZED THAT WHEN MATT SAID THIS HE SAID IT KNOWING FULL WELL HE ONLY HAS ONE MORE EPSIODE OF DOCTOR WHO TO FILM EVER EVER AGAIN AND I’M CRYING SOMEONE HOLD ME

YOU GUYS IM TEARING UP AND I DONT WATCH DOCTOR WHO 

catofhope:

horror—terrors:

wwabbajackk:

the fact that almost forty thousand people on this site of complete morons actually understand this makes me so happy omg #tybg

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

catofhope:

horror—terrors:

wwabbajackk:

the fact that almost forty thousand people on this site of complete morons actually understand this makes me so happy omg #tybg

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

REBLOG AND ILL DRAW YOU A CHARACTER BASED ON YOUR BLOG

the-olive-rogue-of-heart:

I’ll stop when it becomes too much for me (if this even gets any notes haha…)